7:00am-Alarm goes off, I hit the snooze button (I rarely hit the snooze). I blame this on attempting to turn my room into a bat cave. I have a window in my room but no curtains so not only does it make me paranoid about getting dressed in my room but also whenever the sun begins to make an appearance each day, I’m up. That’s usually around 5am and during the work week I have to be up at 7am so that doesn’t jive well with me.

7:08am-Alarm goes off again and what do you know, I hit the snooze.

7:19am-Alarm goes off yet again, third time’s the charm? Yes, I finally decide to make my way out of bed and start the day.

7:50-After struggling to wake up and look somewhat presentable, I make my way upstairs to partake in my morning ritual of coffee, breakfast and GMA

7:51am-Wonder how Josh Elliott got so dreamy

7:53am-Wonder why I don’t have cinnamon raisin bagels with honey more often–daaaaamn, this is simple but so good!

7:57am-Lightbulb goes off in my head that I will be in Florida this weekend. Florida has Dunkin Donuts. I am going to drink at least four iced coconut coffees while there because DD has the best iced coffee…EVER.

8:01am-But then my thoughts turn to the dude who was eating another dudes face this weekend and suddenly not so psyched to go to South Florida. Have you seen my face? It’s beautiful and I have some fat in my cheeks, that’s some quality eating!

8:10am-Leave for work and feel a bit better knowing that Lincoln won’t be left alone all day. My roommate is a teacher and summer is just starting and he’s already in spooning mode with her. The little guy has it made!

8:50am-Get to work and begrudgingly remind myself that I only have three more days to go.

8:57am-Guy who sits across from me asks if I had a fun night last night because when he saw me roll in, thought I was looking rough.

8:58am-Thank you?

8:58am-Explain the bat cave situation to him, the snooze issue I went through this morning and how I’m so tired I’m not sure if I can function at the moment. He starts to tell me that every day is like that if I ever have kids.

8:59am-Add being tired all the time to the con list of having kids.

9:21am-Wish I had more Beanitos. This stuff was the bomb, it was like a crispy refried bean and cheese burrito!

9:53am-Convince myself that I must go to Pennsylvania to not only stock up on Yuengling but also to grab some Tastykakes ice cream!!

10:22am-Get off a caller with an irate lady yelling at me for no reason. Spoke up to said lady and we had “words” Everyone in my office was quiet and listening to me during the call which resulted in people asking me if I was ok all day. Am I ok? Of course I am, I’m Italian, having words with someone is like second nature.

10:23am-1:09pm-Work work work, I love busy days

1:11pm–Only two and a half more days here!

1:15pm-Take a 25 minute walk for my lunch break. I snarfed down lunch beforehand so I would have more time to go out and actually enjoy the day!

1:32pm-Enjoy the day I did, mid way through the walk I stopped at the Museum of Outdoor Arts.

1:40pm-Walking back to work and start to believe I have an Instagram problem. I just got my iPhone so I’m still working my way through the apps and Instagram is quickly becoming a favorite. Look me up on there, I’m TiffanyNico!

1:45pm-Get back to work and feel like crap. I can’t describe it but have been feeling “off” this entire past week mostly when I’m at work. Allergic to this place? I think yes.

3:02pm-Feel dead to the world and decide to go balls out and get a Mello Yello.

3:04pm-Bouncing off the walls and can’t stop talking about Cupcake Couture, my favorite cupcake to visit when I’m in Florida.

You can bet your bottom dollar I will be visiting when I go to Florida on Sunday!

3:24pm-Get Bombs over Baghdad by Outkast in my head although I am listening to Interpol

3:26pm-Wonder when I’m going to have time to blog and read blogs when I start my new job. My current job is pretty mindless so I *ahem* multitask at work and get a huge amount of stuff done on the daily.

3:28-5:30pm-No idea, work, I guess?

6:19pm-Get home, change into comfy clothes and make dinner–beef and pineapple pizza with a side of veggies.

 

6:46pm-7:32pm-Catch up on tv shows

7:32pm-8:12 Catch up with one of my best friends. Sometimes Mountain Standard Time can be such a bitch

8:15pm-Think about the person who found my blog my Googling “black chocolate ass phat cream pie porn” and wonder how disappointed they were with the blog they were brought to.

8:45pm-Hop into the bubble bath and take a much needed, long soak. My legs have been killing my lately and no clue why!

And from there on, the rest is just a blur.

How was your Wednesday?